Endless Supply of Nothing
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Endless Supply of Nothing
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There's like a card game of competing superpowers, and we got it with the kids, and it's like you can fly and read minds versus like you can shoot lasers out of your uh your eyes. Keeping it clean right there. Did you see that? That was such a high bar choice. Welcome to an endless supply of nothing. I'm Adam Paris.
SPEAKER_03I'm Connie Foley.
SPEAKER_01We are about to explore the absurd in a truly absurd way. We dare you to take us seriously.
SPEAKER_03What's going on, Adam? What are we talking about today?
SPEAKER_01So you I want to hear more about you think Tom has another family in New Jersey.
SPEAKER_03Well, Tom has been going on these work trips recently, and it's been for like a night or two. And like I see it either in the calendar or like he just tells me about it in passing. And it's been happening a little bit more frequently, and it seems to be happening in New Jersey. So I'm like, do you have a second family in New Jersey that you're going to see? I mean, I didn't tell it to him, I told it to my friend Garth. Because I was like, hey Garth, you want to come over for the world. I'd be like, hey Garth, Tom's away. You wanna come over for dinner? And then we joke saying, like, tonight the performance of Tom will be played by his understudy Garth. And uh it's all a mystery, so that's why I think he has a second family.
SPEAKER_01That does make it more suspicious. It's shrouded and mystery.
SPEAKER_03I mean, I did ask him one time and he thought it was funny, but in reality, Tom could not handle a second family because he would be so confused and lost.
SPEAKER_01He's a hot mess. Maybe he just has like a closet hobby. Like, what if he's just secretly into taxidermy and has like a cabin in the woods in New Jersey where he goes and does taxidermy?
SPEAKER_03That would be even worse.
SPEAKER_01I would prefer the second rather Tom have a closet hobby that makes him seem like a serial killer or have another family.
SPEAKER_03Another family for sure.
SPEAKER_01Really?
SPEAKER_03I mean, that's sketchy, dude.
SPEAKER_01It is pretty sketchy.
SPEAKER_00And that's like I sometimes go out into the woods in my cabin and stuff animals.
SPEAKER_03Or like if he's out there like doing little woodworking, making the little beds for a toy doll situation, like that dude in the wire.
SPEAKER_01Yeah. Yeah. Making Lester, I think his name was, making the furniture. Yeah. Yeah. Although that guy at least was fighting crime. Yes.
SPEAKER_03But if he was like doing that in like a little like shed out in the middle of the woods, we would all be like, that's suspect.
SPEAKER_01Now imagine you're a mobster in New Jersey and you like roll up somehow on Tom in his cabin. Are you gonna be like scared chillless, or are you gonna be like, hey guy, let us use your cabin?
SPEAKER_03I think the mobster would open the door and then close it and walk away.
SPEAKER_01We gotta find a new place for this body. This guy's crazy. I think anyone would open the door and slowly walk away.
SPEAKER_03I mean Imagine if he has, you know, those double, you know, glasses, like and the light, the headlamp, all of it. Come on in, officers.
SPEAKER_01I'm just stuffing a bird here.
SPEAKER_03So that's the situation. I mean, what would you rather for Renee?
SPEAKER_01Like if Renee was going on these quote unquote work trips. Mysterious jersey trips, work trips. Well, I think first of all, Renee is like Tom, where I don't see her leading a double life. Like her brain would explode.
SPEAKER_03But I mean, if she was like in a cabin.
SPEAKER_01I would be pretty freaked out by the taxidermy thing. I think actually, like I would have more of a moral quandary about whether or not to be like, it's okay, honey, you can do the taxidermy at home. I definitely don't want that shit anywhere near me.
SPEAKER_03So would you build her her own shed, like in the back of your house upstairs? It kind of maybe like uh so she doesn't have to do it in secret anymore?
SPEAKER_01I think I would maybe build like a glass tower. Like, like I can see you up there. I know what you're doing, but it's somehow like some kind of shed or cellar or cave, like cellar sounds really cave. That just sounds so super shady. I'd be like.
SPEAKER_03There would be another family.
SPEAKER_01Step out into the light, honey. Just to get some fresh air and some sunshine while you stuff a dead animal.
SPEAKER_03All of a sudden, all those Amazon packages show up.
SPEAKER_01I know, right?
SPEAKER_03Like what is all this crazy?
SPEAKER_01Boy, you really are going deep on formaldehyde these days. I don't even know if that's involved at tactile derby.
SPEAKER_03I don't know. So I'd just like to make light of the situation.
SPEAKER_01As you should what's another would you rather?
SPEAKER_03I don't know.
SPEAKER_01I love exploring these, but I always have trouble thinking of what they would be.
SPEAKER_03Mean too. And my kids love it. Like, we play these games in the car. Like, who would win, right? Like fifty little axles with ten arms or like a triceratops or something, you know, like yeah, yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_01I mean, definitely the triceratops.
SPEAKER_03I don't know. I mean a hundred little axles, you might run away.
SPEAKER_01Scatter and confuse the triceratops only to come back around and like tackle it.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, sizes and what all matters, you know.
SPEAKER_01There's so I'm told. Unfortunately, too many times. Um would you rather be Superman or Batman? Sorry, would you rather be Wonder Woman or Wait, why can't I be Wonderman? You can be whichever. I mean why I just didn't want to be.
SPEAKER_03I would want to be Superman. You can fly. Batman's just a man. He just has a lot of toys. He's a spoiled little rich kid. He just got a lot of toys.
SPEAKER_01With a lot of emotional baggage.
SPEAKER_03I mean, he does have Alfred, but Yeah, poor Alfred.
SPEAKER_01Man, Alfred, that guy, talk about his shoulder to cry on. He can just really Actually, you know what? I think Alfred's a little bit of an enabler. You know? At no point did Alfred say, like, hey buddy, this maybe isn't the right thing to do. Like, why don't you go to therapy instead? I think you have an unhealthy obsession with bats. I think I think occasionally it would be good for you to go out during the day.
SPEAKER_03And maybe and stop like going vigilante.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, yeah. Maybe, just maybe, you should not have a totally other identity. Okay? What do you think of that, pal?
SPEAKER_03So it's all Alfred's fault?
SPEAKER_01A little bit. Yeah.
SPEAKER_03Alfred should have stepped in and be like, listen, Wayne, I know life has been hard, but you have all this money, so let's channel this for good. Yeah. And not go vigilante.
SPEAKER_01Yeah.
SPEAKER_03I mean, Superman had his parents.
SPEAKER_01I guess that he Who dropped him off on somebody else's doorstep.
SPEAKER_03No, the adoptive parents and those nice people set him right and gave him a code, right? And did the right thing. What if Superman had Alfred? Then he would have had a secret layer.
SPEAKER_01Well, then the world would be fucked, is what happens. He would have a secret layer in which he probably would do taxidermy.
SPEAKER_03In an underground cave or something.
SPEAKER_01Oh yeah.
SPEAKER_03Or in the field. What's scarier?
SPEAKER_01Wait a minute.
SPEAKER_03A cave or like in the woods cabin.
SPEAKER_01Okay, I do want to pick this up, but can I just tell you I've had a revelation.
SPEAKER_03Okay.
SPEAKER_01I think Diddy is just Superman with Alfred. Just why? Morals gone wrong. Somebody with a lot of resources. I mean, he didn't have superpowers. Let's acknowledge that.
SPEAKER_03I mean, he did have the superpower to make people rip off music and make remix. He did have the superpower of remix. Okay.
SPEAKER_01Would you rather spend 24 hours in a cave?
SPEAKER_03Or like a cellar, like in a basement.
SPEAKER_01Like a cellar, like the basement in Zodiac, the movie. Remember that scene? Did you ever see that?
SPEAKER_03No, I don't think so. Just like a sketchy Or like in that movie with What's Her Face? Uh she was Miss Marvel, you know, Oh Bree Larson.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, she was like, I was gonna say you're really not narrowing it down for that lady, you know, that one.
SPEAKER_03So she was trapped in that like basement and had like a baby and stuff like that. Yeah.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, yeah. I actually never saw it.
SPEAKER_03Oh, right. So would you rather be stuck in a basement like that or in a shack in the woods? You can't leave either of these places. And the shack has no windows.
SPEAKER_01Okay, so we got like a Brie Larson in the room scenario versus James Conn misery situation.
SPEAKER_02Yes.
SPEAKER_01Okay. Uh I'm gonna take the cabin in the woods for 500 because at least like I can plot. I can plot my way. I I can like maybe I'm gonna get some.
SPEAKER_03Where do you go? And where would you see anybody?
SPEAKER_01Maybe I'm gonna get a little bit of sunshine occasionally through the window. And like I have at least the prospect of like trying to bust out and run through the woods.
SPEAKER_03I mean, I don't know. I uh both of them sounds terrifying, but I mean, at least in the basement, if you escape, you have more of a chance to see other people versus in the woods you're like all alone. You know what I mean?
SPEAKER_01Your getaway is more complicated. I mean, you're assuming the cellar is in uh a a home with nearby homes. Yes, as opposed to the cellar where Tom does uh taxidermy in the country.
SPEAKER_03Yes.
SPEAKER_01And Batman.
SPEAKER_03I mean, have I ever told you that story?
SPEAKER_01Wait a minute, is Tom Alfred?
SPEAKER_03No, or Wayne? Oh, he'd have to be rich. Bruce Wayne, yeah. I don't know. Anyway, anyway, so I have this story where in college I went in Ohio and this girl was from like this tiny little town. She was like, hey, you guys, my friend from high school is having a kegger. Like it's gonna be 10 kegs, it's gonna be amazing. I go, and I was like, I have never been more scared in my life.
SPEAKER_01At the party?
SPEAKER_03No, just going to the party.
SPEAKER_01Oh, going to the party.
SPEAKER_03It was like, I did not see another car whole ride, and it's cornfields everywhere. Like maybe there was a house or something. And then all of a sudden, I swear to god, the road, it looked like it was about to turn like left, and she's flying at like 60 miles an hour, and I'm like bracing myself in the backseat, like, oh fuck. And she just goes straight, and like literally, like the back cave, this road just like appeared into the cornfield, and I was like, oh my god, where are we going? And you know what? People are like, Oh, you're from the city, and stuff like that. And I was like, Yeah, but like if I scream, someone might hear me. They might not say anything, but like if the cops hopefully walk around and it's like at so-and-so this time, did you hear anyone be like, help? And somebody might say yes, like I have a chance, right?
SPEAKER_01Yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_03But like in the cornfield, like if I scream, no one is hearing me, and someone's gonna lock me up in their basement, chain me to the bed frame, and I'm gonna die there at like a hundred being a sex slave. Like, that's my worst nightmare.
unknownWow.
SPEAKER_01I mean, when you describe it that way, it's a completely different choice. Hey, would you rather uh a cave or a cabin? But but let me back it up a little bit and add a few layers. Like, you're you're thousands of miles from where anyone can hear you in the cabin. And the you just described my adolescence, by the way. We we used to go to field parties, and so basically, like, you know, I grew up in a really like rural area in Maryland that is now suburban sprawl, but you know, people would like find you know fields to party. Yeah, you just like drive.
SPEAKER_03I used to go to the junior high.
SPEAKER_01And I think that was the point was like you're far away from where the cops could find you.
SPEAKER_03Yeah.
SPEAKER_01Uh but the way you described it definitely sounded like the setup for a horror movie. Like far from where anyone could hear them. They had 10 kegs, and everything went wrong from there.
SPEAKER_03Oh, and guess what?
SPEAKER_01This was the Bud Light.
SPEAKER_03We get there. It wasn't ten kegs, it was three, and it was tapped.
SPEAKER_01No wonder she was doing 60. She had like a preter natural sense, like, there's no beer left.
SPEAKER_03So I was like, wow, this is this has been an adventure.
SPEAKER_01Would you rather is like a close, sort of a cousin to another game that's sort of similarly just like a choice game. And it's like three choices. One is you get romantically involved with one, aka have sex, aka fill in the blank.
SPEAKER_03One rhymes with duck.
SPEAKER_01Yes.
SPEAKER_03Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding.
SPEAKER_01Another one with one of the other people, you murder them.
SPEAKER_03Okay.
SPEAKER_01AKA kill, and then another one, you marry. And first of all, I think this choice is really weird. Like, we've got two cardinal sins, and then we have marry.
SPEAKER_03That's what brings us together today.
SPEAKER_01What does that say about our opinion of marriage? It's like, are you like part of the seven deadly sins? Like lust, murder, and marriage.
SPEAKER_03I don't know. Some people might say yes.
SPEAKER_01What may well that makes, you know, Tom's choice to have a second family especially weird. He's a serial offender. Uh but a friend of the He's not married.
SPEAKER_03I mean, he's not a polygamist.
SPEAKER_01Oh, I see. I see. He just has a family out of wedlock. Exactly. Okay. All right.
SPEAKER_03He's keeping it real. He's keeping it, you know.
SPEAKER_01That does make it a lot better.
SPEAKER_03Morally. Or legally. I don't know.
SPEAKER_01I'm so now I can see it. See, I thought I was I was looking down from my moral high ground down below, and I couldn't see it. And now you just you brought it up a notch, and now I can see it. I'm looking eye level.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, see, now you get it.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, okay, thank you.
SPEAKER_03You're welcome.
SPEAKER_01So my friend taught me a version of this game where it's cheeses.
SPEAKER_03Okay.
SPEAKER_01Parmesan, cheddar, brie. Go.
SPEAKER_03Oh god. I'm not a big fan of Parmesan. I mean, it's good. I like it, but Tom's not a big fan, so we don't really have it in the house. But um, he prefers pecorino romano.
SPEAKER_01But um I bet he does.
SPEAKER_03Maybe he has parmesan at his other family.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, I was gonna say, do you think he's going over to New Jersey? Because they love the palm over there. You gotta have palm.
SPEAKER_03It's palm all day.
SPEAKER_01Uh I would say So we're kill presumably we're killing.
SPEAKER_03No, I think parm is like the neutral, like it goes on pasta well, like it goes on other things. In Italy, I learned you dip it in balsamic vinegar, and it's delicious.
SPEAKER_01Yes, yes.
SPEAKER_03I didn't know that. So I might say, um, I mean, brie's good, cheddar's good.
SPEAKER_01I mean, I'm not a Do you lust for parm?
SPEAKER_03No. I'm kind of like mediocre with parm, so maybe I would just marry.
SPEAKER_01Alright, there you go. We settle for parm.
SPEAKER_03I think I would probably kill cheddar because I don't really need cheddar in my life. Controversial the shit out of Brie.
SPEAKER_01It sucks. All right. Okay. I just get alone with some Brie. Bound. Um, okay, all right. What would you do? Uh let's see. And also I just realized I made marriage like a You did kind of take a consolation prize. Yeah. It's like it's like if you if you can conquer your desires and not lust. And if you can conquer your anger and not, you know, try to maim or hurt or kill, then what's left for you is marriage. Uh I probably should like go for it. I'll tell you what, I lust for cheddar. It's delicious, it brings back fond memories of yellows because cabot cheddar. No, real extra sharp white cheddar. Aged white cheddar. So I lust for that. Parm, I want to be in a long-term relationship with. It's very versatile. We're gonna have lots of adventures. I'm I'm see how I'm making marriage sound more attractive. Uh uh. And we could really have a life together. And then Brie, I'll kill Brie.
SPEAKER_03Really?
SPEAKER_01You know, I might take like a little bit and put it on some bread or a ham sandwich before I kill it. You know?
SPEAKER_03Just to get a little taste. Or like as like like what Dexter did with like have a little like blood sample for each of his victims.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, there you go. That's right. I've got somewhere I've got a lot of like slides with just like a little sliver of brief. It's in a big freezer in my cave in the woods in New Jersey. Why do you keep going out to New Jersey? Don't worry about it.
SPEAKER_03And if there's ever a brie shortage, we know where to go.
SPEAKER_01If there's ever, don't go to Costco, come to my shelter.
SPEAKER_03Exactly. Go to Adam's uh freezer in the cabin in the woods.
SPEAKER_01Come on out to my cabin. It's fine. It's very peaceful, very quiet.
SPEAKER_03There's no one around.
SPEAKER_01You can enjoy your brie with no one around.
SPEAKER_03How come your house has no windows? You ever get any light down here? Can you do that with other things besides cheese?
SPEAKER_01Well, I believe you can, Connie. Let's go with coffee, tea, espresso.
SPEAKER_03Oh. I mean, I like tea. Green tea especially, but if I had to give one up, I can kill tea.
SPEAKER_00Oh, wow, okay.
SPEAKER_03Um, I would marry coffee because that's the consistent. It's the this is what I do every day. And then espresso.
SPEAKER_01Come back to the, you know, the grind. Espresso is the check of Alan, espresso is just a torrid affair.
SPEAKER_03It's sexy.
SPEAKER_01Espresso just makes me want to rip my clothes off and get down to it. Speaking of, I mean, isn't espresso like espresso is just like a little shot. So is that like, you know, a little out of passion for nothing?
SPEAKER_03I mean, isn't that what most lust is?
SPEAKER_01I mean, co coffee is the gift that keeps on giving.
SPEAKER_03Which is why you should marry it.
SPEAKER_01True. Fair. Yep.
SPEAKER_03You don't want it to just be like, wham bam, thank you, ma'am, and be done.
SPEAKER_01Are you like a checklist person? Like, oh, I check that experience off my list.
SPEAKER_03Actually, I am.
SPEAKER_01Oh, okay. All right. Yeah. You an espresso?
SPEAKER_03I mean, I I checklist all the time. I love a good checklist. Espresso are out there. And bullets.
SPEAKER_01I think I would I would marry coffee. Sometimes I actually daydream about Saturday morning and just like waking up and just sitting and enjoying my coffee.
SPEAKER_03Wow.
SPEAKER_01Yeah.
SPEAKER_03I don't know if I should be sad or concerned.
SPEAKER_01Sweet, dude. Let's hang this week.
SPEAKER_03You and your black coffee.
SPEAKER_01Well, I do a chemex on the weekends a lot of times. A pour over, I believe they call it. Stuff like that.
SPEAKER_03I know. What is the difference? I guess chemex is like the brand name, like a tissue versus like a Kleenex.
SPEAKER_01We need to get a coffee expert in here to resolve that. Maybe next week.
SPEAKER_03Can we have a caller, please? Yeah.
SPEAKER_01You go do some research. You go do research on that. Meanwhile, get back to uh I'm I'm with you. I mmm mmm. No, I would murder espresso. Oh really? Murder espresso.
SPEAKER_03And I would like in a passionate way?
SPEAKER_01Make some sweet, sweet love to tea. And you know why? Why? Because there's so many different types of tea out there.
SPEAKER_03There are. But do you like the fruity ones?
SPEAKER_01No, no. No, I love uh I love a good I love mint tea.
SPEAKER_03Oh, okay.
SPEAKER_01Yeah. Love the shit out of some mint tea. It's just like comforting and soothing. And then I do love a chai.
SPEAKER_03Oh.
SPEAKER_01Yeah. Sometimes I'm in the mood for a chai.
SPEAKER_03Alright, like a chai latte.
SPEAKER_01Sometimes chai, sometimes chai latte.
SPEAKER_03Oh.
SPEAKER_01Yeah. Mix it up.
SPEAKER_03Wait a yeah.
SPEAKER_01Keep you guessing. I know. That's right. You never know what you're gonna get. You just never freaking know.
SPEAKER_03You know.
SPEAKER_01Sometimes a jasmine.
SPEAKER_03Oh. Yeah. That bitch is good.
SPEAKER_01Yeah. Mysterious. Shroud. And secret shit.
SPEAKER_03What about that Africa one? It's like red, uh something like that. Assam? No. It has like uh double letters, a rubling, a rouge, something like that.
SPEAKER_01Once again, I'm not closer to the answer.
SPEAKER_03There is a lot of different teas. I don't know, there's a lot. I just don't like the fruity ones.
SPEAKER_01Uh yeah, the fruity ones, no bueno.
SPEAKER_03I mean But you know, I mean, if you're caffeine averse or whatever, or in the afternoon, you know, tea has caffeine. Some more than others.
SPEAKER_01That's true. Yeah, chai it can really charge you up.
SPEAKER_03Oh yeah.
SPEAKER_01Um I have another one.
SPEAKER_03What is it?
SPEAKER_01Okay.
SPEAKER_03Laidami.
SPEAKER_01Salt, sweet, or acid.
SPEAKER_03Oh. I would marry salt. I love salt. I mean, I like savory as a general food group. Uh-huh. So you can't have savory without salt. So I would marry the shit out of salt.
SPEAKER_01Okay. We're elevating marriage here a little bit. I think we're casting marriage in a more positive light here.
SPEAKER_03A little bit of feelings in there. And then I probably fuck sweet. Because I do like a good tart or I'm not a chocolate fan. The richness is too much for me, but I do love like fruit tarts and strawberry shortcakes and I see.
SPEAKER_01You want an earthy tea with a fruit tart.
SPEAKER_03That's like a bout check a bow wow moment, you know, the sweets, you know. And then the acid I probably would be like peace out homes you're done.
SPEAKER_01Really? Kill the acid?
SPEAKER_03Yeah. But I mean, what is acid, I guess?
SPEAKER_01Vinegar.
SPEAKER_03Uh yeah.
SPEAKER_01Some fruit juices like lemon and lime have a lot of acid.
SPEAKER_03True. And tomatoes.
SPEAKER_01Yep, tomatoes. Acidic.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, I don't know.
SPEAKER_01This is a tough one for me. I definitely I think I'm gonna marry salt.
SPEAKER_03Okay.
SPEAKER_01And I think I'll switch it up and I'm gonna go bout chicka bow with acid.
SPEAKER_03Every time I hear acid, it's like I think of like LSD. No.
SPEAKER_01Sorry. Word association.
SPEAKER_03I mean, I think of like a acid, like burning face.
SPEAKER_01Oh wow. Oh, who's going to Jersey? Tom or you did you watch House of Usher? Is that why you're thinking of that?
SPEAKER_03No, it's House of Usher.
SPEAKER_01You'll have to watch it.
SPEAKER_03But that's it in any relation with Usher, the singer? Because I hope not.
SPEAKER_01Usher.
SPEAKER_03I love Usher. I'll talk about him like that.
SPEAKER_01One of these days we're gonna have to do an episode of all the guys that you love, like hip-hop, like R. Kelly, who we've acknowledged is morally bereft, and uh nonetheless did make a couple of good songs um in Connie's book, and then Usher and any others.
SPEAKER_03But uh R I P D'Angelo.
SPEAKER_01And here's the weird thing is I would um kill sweets.
SPEAKER_03Why?
SPEAKER_01I don't know. You know, I actually have been getting more and more into baking, and I do love um I do love sweets, but I just love like vinegar-based stuff. It pairs so well.
SPEAKER_03It does.
SPEAKER_01I feel like I could lead a double life situation.
SPEAKER_03Like in the cabin out of New Jersey?
SPEAKER_01Yep. No, like in the Batcave kind of a thing. Like by day, I'm savory all the way, baby. And then by night, it's like I've got this other life, this other identity where it's like where Alfred gets you all your baking goods and Alfred gets me all my like vinegar-based hot sauce.
SPEAKER_03Oh, vinegar stuff.
SPEAKER_01And you know, you got your vinegar to put on some parm.
SPEAKER_03Oh, and then uh, and like ferment and stuff.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, yep, exactly. Some kimchi. Yeah, yep, mm-hmm.
SPEAKER_03Pickles.
SPEAKER_01There you go. Pickles, pickle anything.
SPEAKER_03And so your baccave is filled with jars.
SPEAKER_01Fermenting things.
SPEAKER_03So your cabin in the woods has slides of brie and your back cave has jars of things pickling and fermenting.
SPEAKER_01Yep. Yeah.
SPEAKER_03That's that's quite the that's quite the life you got there.
SPEAKER_01It's it's weird how you can add a cabin in the woods or a cave to anything and it just starts taking on a very sketchy thing.
SPEAKER_03It does. That would be a fun game. Which is like, you know, cabin in the woods or back cave. Like, what would you do in either of those? Just throw in anything. Insert, you know.
SPEAKER_01Can we also talk about while we're on along those lines? Like, so he's in the back cave and he's almost always got cameras where he's like looking in on news, spying on shit, doing research on shit. Like another one Alfred missed. Come on, Alfred. It is not okay to pry.
SPEAKER_03I mean, it kind of goes along with being a vigilante. Or should Alfred be like, uh, tapping into like CCTVs is not okay.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, exactly. Like, hey, dude.
SPEAKER_03We're breaking the law.
SPEAKER_01Hey, we crossed a little line back there.
SPEAKER_03Maybe the live feed from so-and-so, like headquarters should be cut off, sort of thing.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, yeah. Maybe like, don't be a peeping tongue, and maybe like try to instill some trust in the world and like, you know, faith in your fellow man.
SPEAKER_03Yeah.
SPEAKER_01Maybe we can pick this up on the next episode of an endless supply of nothing. Nothing. Nothing.
